Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The One's New Nickname

First time? Start here. Read "The Primer" and follow the link at the end. Chronological order makes more sense for the stories.

The Professional decided to give The One a bit of a verbal beatdown. Female Boss was gone and The One was hanging out outside and crying his ass off behind the sliding glass door. The Professional is in the office making some phone calls and handling a bit of office work. The cries get progressively louder and louder causing that vein on The Professional's forehead to bulge and pulsate.

He hangs up the phone on a conversation he is having and looks at me disappointed. I shake my head back at him and our silence communicates the pity we have for The One. The Professional decided to vent rather than keep silent.

"He's a pussy boy."

I laugh and make sure I heard him correctly, "What?"

"The One. He's a pussy boy. Pigfoot is going to turn into a pussy boy too if he has this guy for a role model. Stupid fucking dog can't live without her right next to him. Pussy fucking dog. Pain in the ass."

The Professional walks over to the sliding glass door and looks down at The One. With a sharp tone he starts up, "Why you cry, pussy boy? Why? Pussy boy, pussy boy. Hmm? Why you cry, you stupid pussy boy? Unbelievable."

He walks away and heads for the door, "Fucking worthless dog. God damn pussy boy. Anyway, I see you Northe, have a great day."

Looks like The One has a new nickname.

2 comments:

HMT said...

I love how the professional has no tolerance for anything, ever. so swet.

HMT said...

I want a post about how sensei clause like to play with boys a little too much...