Perfect Outcome

First time? Start here. Read "The Primer" and follow the link at the end. Chronological order makes more sense for the stories.

Every once in a while comes a time when something is exactly the way it should have ended. It is extremely rare but it can show its face once in a blue moon. The perfect conclusion. Anything from comeuppence to reward. Who can ask for more? I sure couldn't have made up a better ending for this shit myself. Check it out:

Over the weekend Female Boss had some people over at her house. She has a crazy ass house by the way, she has done well for herself.. bigtime. Anyway, the idea was for her cousin to come over and bring a friend and son, as well, for dinner. Seems alright but the thing is, Female Boss brought all the dogs home with her. That is, as you Angry Timers damn well know, a recipe for disaster.

With a fortuitous roll of the dice, disaster would not be the case. Female Boss came in Monday morning with eyes gleaming and the song of victory spewing out of every pore. Hey good for her, I am not mad, I don't wish ill on anyone.. well, that's a lie but in this instance its true.

Needless to say Female Boss is so proud of herself, "I couldn't believe that the dogs were so fond of the little boy."

This coming from the same woman that swears her dogs are saints. Its just all too recockulous to even go over. The list would be a mile long and it would only bore you guys to tears, me recanting the numerous ways I could call bullshit on her statement that comes right out the gates of her describing her victorious weekend. So let's just move on merely flagging that idiotic statement there.

"What surprised me the most is that Pigfoot didn't act mean once to him."

Hmm, mean? The other day it was protective, but now its mean. You getting my point here guys? Truth only in the face of success apparently.. cuz by then, what does the truth matter, you've won.

"Then on top of that, I let him play with Puppy and she didn't bite him either!"

Well, wouldn't that mean that she was showing her how much she loves him? That line worked before, but this time you are happy that Puppy didn't bite. You're all over the place, you whore.

"Oh and The One didn't growl. Not once. I think they knew that he was a friendly child."

Great. Happy day! What Female Boss fails to realize is that this is what most of the world's pet owners deal with on a daily basis. Well behaved dogs and sane meetings with friends and family. The concept is new to her, give her a little time and I think she'll get used to it. That is if it ever happens again.

Just then, she goes over to the trio of dogs to congratulate them. Well deserved pups, well deserved. Just as I get that urge to slink back into my work, the best possible thing happens. While petting the dogs and showing her gratitude it happens:

"Ouch! That's my finger! Ow! Puppy!"

Reality strikes. Your dogs are decent for fleeting moments at best. Ahh.. sweet, sweet satisfaction.