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How'd you spend your last day of work for '05? Me? I spent it in typical Angry Time fashion. Basically, Male and Female Boss decided to go to an All-Day Spa Treatment and while they were being pampered like spotted owls I was making sure that everyone on the face of the planet was either on vacation or simply not working. My final observation was as I expected: No one called, no one gave a shit. Its holiday time and a Friday.
However, there is never a total loss of time when it comes to me. So in the void of responsibility I decided to do some choice faxing to my favorite Socialists in the California government, like Fabian Nunez. If you had to work on Friday, I doubt it was as productive as I made my Friday.
On that note, Happy New Year.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Last Day of '05
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13 comments:
I would have made a copy of my balls on the Xerox machine, and just faxed that to them. At least they would understand that.
Had I done that, the message attached would have read: You can atleast fondle these while you bend over the state population.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA..
Fabian Nunez, that fucken twat!
what a solid post.
I hope you really faxed that note
HAHAHAHAHAAH! Dude, if you did fax that you get my blog hero of the week award! YOU ROCK!
Happy 2006, Northe!
Wow, all of a sudden my credibility is questioned. Come on you two, well more HMT, you know I bring the truth and sometimes the truth comes via fax. Plus, I am sure that is so mild in comparison to most of the shit they get from the real lunatic NIMBYs and shit out there.
Dude, fax that shit to my work...
619-531-4715
You're lucky its still here, crumbled up badly. Not sure if you guys deserve it, but here it comes.
Its not working. Faxed twice, 10 rings with no pickup both times. Third time, someone sounded like they just picked up the phone and hung it up.
nuts... our phones jacked.. I'm just gonna print that pic out.
I love it. I hope you sent it to Fabian Nunez with a special cover letter. and some powdered sugar.
Didn't mean to question you!
My blog hero of the week you are!
are you going to watch the governor's state of the state tonight to see if he reads your fax to all the legislators?
make sure you send that fax to Assemblyman Plescia's district office
LAWL SRSLY Northey!!!
As some would type in laughter:
DHG:SDHG(PTY$()*%)&%UKLD:FJSK:JLFSDFHD
How about inventing a martial arts called Chakhtee (sp) Style? It's high time!!
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