Tuesday, July 26, 2005

The Primer

Every job starts off as something of a blur. You walk in and everything is abuzz. Those that are assimilated to the workplace are in gear and handling their biz. The first few days you are looking for something familiar and where exactly you are gonna fit in this machine. Perhaps a friendly person or two actually shows you the ropes and makes you feel that everything is gonna work out. That's how I remember every job before this one anyway..

Male Boss

Age: 61
Status: Legal Immigrant from Azerbaijan .. no joke.
Position: Chief Liaison
Voice: Gorbachev
Noteworthy: Struggles with English

Female Boss

Age: 52
Status: Native New Jerseyite
Position: Male Boss' Business Partner
Voice: Straight outta Jersey
Noteworthy: Heh..

The Professional

Age: 40
Status: Legal Immigrant from Germany
Position: The "Go-to Guy"
Voice: Exactly like Schwarzenegger
Noteworthy: Sense of Humor

Demonseed

Age: Unknown
Status: African Gray
Position: Unlawful Sidekick to Male Boss
Voice: Like Male Boss' father according to Female Boss
Noteworthy: Loves me

The One

Age: 9
Status: Dog
Position: Female Boss' needy companion
Noteworthy: Untrained

Pigfoot

Age: 6
Status: Another Dog
Position: Usurper
Noteworthy: Pugnacious

Puppy

Age: Puppy
Status: Puppy dog
Position: "I call the big one Bitey"
Noteworthy: Nameless dog we call "Puppy"




Fairly normal workplace, as you can see. We are business liaisons for some big name companies. Our business is making people happy. We run shop outta Male Boss' investment property. Things get kinda crazy. Welcome to my world. Oh and by the way, its all real.



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7 comments:

HMT said...

I want to drink the bird, and raise the Arbor mist!

Strong blog friend, keep it up

Phelps said...

So is the female boss hot?

What about Gorby?

Northe said...

Female Boss is attractive for her age.

Male Boss thinks he's 21. Its all good times.

Phelps said...

I'd do a 50 year old chick who was attractive for her age. Like Marilu Henner. I would shag her rotten. Or Meredith Baxter. She's still totally hot, and she's like 60 now.

HMT said...

you're not concerned with crotch rot?

Northe said...

Winning seems to be on the top of the priority list for Phelps, HMT. I can't blame him, I do enjoy winning, my profile says so.

Phelps said...

Those things are like tires or guns. They don't go bad unless you let them sit up and get dry-rot. I guarantee you both those hoochies put thiers to regular use.