Upon Closer Inspection

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My jaw gapes and my blood boils. I was not only at a sincere loss for words but after my initial reaction I started seeing so much red that I couldn't even come up with a proper in-my-mind berating of Female Boss that would soothe the feeling of blood lust and allow me to move on and perform the work tasks at hand. I couldn't shake it. I kept playing it over and over in my head in as a storm of anger erupted my head sending pulses of disbelief and malice to my more than capable killing appendages (read as: hands and foots).

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Inauguration Day Special: Female Boss Mutterings

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Are we all that surprised that Female Boss would make headlines today on Angry Time? I figured it was a matter of time until I had enuff content here to post. The bad part is that Female Boss didn't make an appearance at the office till about noon thirty, cutting short what could have been hours of insightful commentary. Oh well, here's what I got for you.

Around 1pm: Female Boss turns on the television, probably the first time she has been able to escape the gravitational pull of the black hole that is her brain and had interaction with the outside world.

"Oh, Obama. Is he inaugurated yet?"

As you know, I hate answering stupid questions directly and would rather lead someone in the right direction with a bayonet pressed firmly against the kidneys of the idiot asking, "What's he doing on TV?"

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Quality Time With Male Boss 2

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I would love to have lived this moment for a life-age as it was probably my favorite moment after stepping into employment here. It was lunchtime and every blue moon, Male Boss likes to order in a pizza or three. Unfortunately, my lunch was already consumed so his offer of a pizza with any topping(s) of my choosing was completely wasted. I had to tell him to get whatever he wanted and Male Boss graciously offered that I could have whatever I wanted once they arrived.

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Female Boss Mutterings 8

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No introductory words needed, let's just dive right in:

"How come my hands smell like pee?" - the worst part is I can't remember if this was before or after lunch.. not sure which would make it more interesting but its just a thought.

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Fear of Storage

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So get this one. Female Boss, the complete mental wreck that she is, has revealed a new side of herself to me. In a nutshell, Female Boss rented out a storage room some decades ago when she moved out here from New Jersey. She placed tons of valuables in there that she could not fit in her tiny apartment when she first moved out here and, as time went on, decided to just keep things in the storage as she upgraded to new things. She may have mentioned this story once or twice before in passing but I never really paid attention until this topic started to rear its ugly head more and more.

It all started with a phone call from the Storage Place...

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Anger, Meet Your New Website

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In order to tie in this newfound sense of community I have just talked about this post covers a couple of my favorite work stories that I have heard in recent years. It didn't happen in the closed off world of Angry Time unfortunately, but I deem it completely relevant and fit for consumption to all of my readers. The first story, I could see happening quite vividly using that fucked up imagination of mine and it fills me with such contempt I guarantee that I would be able to wipe out the population of several city blocks before I was subdued. The second story, as you will see, is something that I could never see happening, using that same fucked up mind of mine, which makes it all the more hilarious. Here we go..

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